toxic waste dump

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.

by weyus July 26, 2018

Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.

Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter

by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021

politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.

Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".

by BigBoiV December 6, 2022

Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.

"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!

by Skip39 July 6, 2011

serial time waster

One who is always wasting time. They do not care about the time of others rather it be a job, a doctor, family or friends.

They book appointments, but do not show up for them or arrive late. They do not call or inform you. They just do not show up.

You would be able to maintain employment if you were not such a serial time waster.

by Rayamay March 28, 2022

Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).

by Merseybeat July 20, 2009

Waste Cat

1. A woman who is a slut/skank/hoe/whore. She sleeps around, gives blow jobs anytime/anywhere and runs trains. Most often a very big bitch and talks a lot of shit.

Mickey: Damn! That Danielle sure is a hoe!
Candice: Yeah!, she's a waste cat

by SMD123 January 7, 2011