Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

The WTF Face

The look a person gives someone right after or while saying "What the fuck?".

Adam said the stupidest thing today, so I shot him the WTF Face and he knew how stupid he had been.

by letsgetcray March 2, 2015

IASH WTF

I Am So Horny Want To Fuck

(girl) What's abbreviation for Im am so horny, want to fuck

(girls friend) IASH WTF
(girl) Thanks!

by Pussy destroyer im not deji May 31, 2015

The "WTF episode"

A designated episode where all the misunderstanding happens to all the couples and the only thing fans/viewers can say is WTF.

This mostly relates to Asian dramas (South Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Thai). But can also apply to shows from other countries.

Y-Girl 1: Pete got mad at Kao for lying to him and Sun got mad at Mork for not keeping his promise, Everyone is on bad terms.
Y-Girl 2: Don't worry it's just The "WTF episode" they'll be on speaking terms the next episode.
Y-Girl 1: IKR? the whole situation had me saying WTF.

by MultiFandomJed January 21, 2020

Beaaans wtf

It is when your voice says it like a digeridoo

guy: here are some beans
me: thanks for the beaaans wtf

by mitchrrq October 28, 2021

Bro WTF

When your homie fucks up

Your homie does some dumb shit
"Bro WTF!?"

by HRWells2017 June 13, 2023

OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.

Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!

by BadBMO July 27, 2010