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Jesus Take The Wheel

Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Jesus Take The Wheel !!!!! My burdens are overwhelming and it doesn't seem like I'll ever catch up. I feel the pain of stress, hurt and setbacks. Strengthen me to stand up knowing you are always with me.
by Just Me str8 up August 9, 2015
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kart wheel wizard

SISSY name for World of Warcraft. Used to piss off those who are to into the game.
J: Hey man, are playing kart wheel wizard again?

C: It's WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

J: Exactly, kart wheel wizard.
by chedderchedder January 2, 2009
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rolling the mouse wheel

Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.

Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.

A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?

AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.

HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?

AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.

HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?

AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.

HMB: Typing in the gussets.

AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.

HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.

AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.

HMB: Petting the cat.

AC: Fingering the bald suspect.

HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...

AC: !
by HMB December 9, 2006
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cincinatti ferris wheel

The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.
Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...
by mr_boatride January 5, 2010
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Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.
"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"
by JOFB December 13, 2013
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Third Wheel Tyler

Somebody that is always a third wheel because he or she has nothing else better to do, or has no friends to do anything with.
Me:I was hanging out with my girlfriend all day, and Andrew just tagged along everything we did.

Friend:Man what a third wheel tyler!!!
by Griff 22 December 6, 2010
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Japanese wheel-barrow

When a male is mounted behind a woman on the bed and is on his knees the woman is in front of him in a doggie style fasion although the woman’s legs are rested on the mans shoulders and the woman’s shoulders rest on the bed as his penis is inserted in to the woman he pulls the corners of his eyes making her apear Asian as he penetrates.
I just Japanese wheel-barrowed Angelina.
by N1ćkd00śh October 2, 2018
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