western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

Western swing

When you and your buddy play Brokeback Mountain in the back of your truck.

Those guys are into Western swing

by Spicy watermelon July 26, 2022

Western Wall

You've got to have a good relationship with it

you might not get to stare at it for too long

yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life

Western Wall is the holiest place you put your prayer requests there

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Western Wall

its probably going to be a lot more fun that you thought

Western Wall(even if impossible to get there) is going to be worth

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".

Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?

by pork out of meth May 24, 2023

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023