if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.

Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

by Your Dad March 21, 2005

want-a-bees

People who want to be a bee.

Damn dude i think those guys are a want-a-bees
Tight.

by _neotic March 11, 2019

sisi wants brian

(v.) a young woman's feelings of intense lust for her sexy, handsome, smart, funny, charming man (also known as mr. boitano).

sisi can't stop thinking about how bad she wants brian and the the things she wants to do to him; a person could get horny thinking about how badly sisi wants brian.

by sme11 October 9, 2008

How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016