Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe

www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.

Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.

by đarƙy October 9, 2016

Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant

Want a vampiric suck and fuck

by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021

vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.

Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.

by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010

naughty vampire

the act of performing oral sex on menstruating partner

naughty vampire

by you burnin January 16, 2011