drunken virginity

at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. Sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. A large percent of people experience this during college.

“I found Nick this morning, passed out in the bath tub. It looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”

by M@thew December 9, 2008

audio virgin

Audio Virgin, is a man or woman who has listened up to a certain point, music that has conveyed no emotion to the listener. These people have either decided to keep an emotional distance or have experienced something that hinders all emotion. To lose an audio virginity is to find one song, that in spite of everything up till that point moves you in the way you never moved before. It usually leaves you laying on the carpet panting covered in sweat. Its gets to a point that it almost looks like seizuring. So dont go with a 5 minute song, start with a smaller one. After losing said virginity, all music of the same genre will move you, whether it be bassboundin in your car or glitchin in the kitchen. Unlike sex, losing an Audio Virginity is best done with a close friend. For support reasons plus it makes for an excellent ice breaker. Another thing about audio virginity is thats its best lossed with a maximum volume. It will hurt, you will bleed, but when it's over you turn it off make some breakfast and it won't hurt as bad next time. A filthy bass song is recommended, it just kinda sets some standards for the next times. Just A side note, you cannot get ATI's (Audio Transmitted Infections)

Girl 1: Here, lets put on these headphones.
Girl 2: What, Why?
Girl 1: Today, we lose the audio virginities.
Girl 2: Alright lets go.
(Plays Track)
Girl 1: AW MY GAHD!
Girl 2: YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Girl 1: (Pulling on cord) PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT!
Girl 2: Be strong! it will be over soon!
(Tracks ends)
Girl 1: *panting* What just happened?
Girl 2: We did it. It's Over, It's done!
Girl 1: I`m glad to be with you, here at the end of all things innocent...
Girl 2: Likewise, now get out of my house, my husbands coming home and I need to shower...

by Audiovirginnomore September 19, 2013

Hookup virgin

A person who has never hooked up before

He a hookup virgin

by sdd7 June 15, 2018

erstwhile virgin

One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.

Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.

by Andrew July 14, 2004

Virgin Talent

A talent or skill which is likely to make anyone who possesses it a lifelong virgin.

"That guy speaks Klingon... What a virgin talent."

by Ian Montgomery July 16, 2008

Virtual Virginity

Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.

Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"

by The_Playmaker.... January 17, 2017

virgin jizzbomb

Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.

Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!

by jawns1112 June 25, 2009