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Ultimate Yellow Monday

A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.
Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday
by cyclopz April 13, 2010
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ultimate brosbee

(noun.) the act of playing ultimate frisbee while longboarding and slamming down natty lights. Its a well-known fact that longboarding and natural light define the bro lifestyle, and ultimate frisbee is basically the cherry on top of this brotastic outing with your boys.
ultimate brosbee Dude, you made a nice one handed snag during that righteous game of ultimate brosbee!
by the urbster September 16, 2010
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Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.
Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.
by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011
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Ultimate Violation

A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.

* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.

* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'
Chris was a different man after he was given the ultimate violation.
by misterpantywaste May 10, 2011
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Ultimullet

A phrase used to designate your guess who the highest ranking redneck in any group of rednecks is. Can be used to deem the "leader of the pack" or one with the highest of redeck credentials.
Look at that man over there. His mullet has to be at least 9 inches in the back. He has to be the ultimullet!
by robulastage June 10, 2011
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ultra super mega gay

they have gone above and beyond homosexuality like that's the man you see in a floral dress or the woman in jeans and a jean jacket smoking a cigarette
by nutterbutter666 June 26, 2018
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Ulta

a nice,smart and sexy person. gets all the girls.
that guys such an Ulta.
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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