A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.
Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016

Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”
Person 1: “Yes.”
by realoscargv April 12, 2022

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022

GU is a Tremulous Arcade Mod created by the one and only, Pedokid. Er, make that PedoBear. Yep, you heard me right. Hur dur! FUDGE!!
by ERIKIA July 26, 2009

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.
Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?
Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023

Male reproductive and/or sexual organ as referred to euphemistically by the upper class or in a work-based environment.
- "I say, Richmal, did you perchance have carnal knowledge of that Shazza last night?""Indeed I did, Montague, and I can't half feel it in my business unit today."
- "Woop, woop, ladies. Check out the business unit on THIS junior accounts executive."
- "Woop, woop, ladies. Check out the business unit on THIS junior accounts executive."
by Johnny Knack January 13, 2017
