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twitter hoe 

Tennis skirt wearing, choker, free the nipple and French braids gal
'Look at that twitter hoe over there'

'Shes so cool wish I had the guts to free the nip like that'

Twitter Wank 

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
Twitter Wank by BritishTelly March 12, 2009

twitter name bar 

A short rap (1 bar) with someone's twitter @name
For example, twitter name bar would commonly trends on twitter as:

@lilmike123: Yo @yungjohn123 can you hook me up with a #twitternamebar

@yungjohn123: Yea, my boy fresher than a kite, keep it real and follow @lilmike123
twitter name bar by ri4n August 30, 2010

Twitter Fingers 

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.
“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work
Twitter Fingers by Frstar27 June 20, 2019

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.
Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.
Twitter Brain by Night whisperer December 18, 2020

twitter fingers 

meaning to tweet quickly without thinking, tweeting controversially
“wow, she’s really getting canceled on twitter.”

yeah, it’s cause of her twitter fingers.”
twitter fingers by hbweroda November 24, 2020