Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Turkish-

what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.

person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore

by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Turkish goddess

Turkish goddess - A very dominant and profound female with the most powerful gawk gawk and stroke game ifykyk.

I was dominated by a Turkish goddess

by George Theron April 11, 2022

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Turkish peek

Turkish fps players join western europe servers to abuse something called peekers advantage. Turkish players often with a ping higher than 60 wide swing out of a corner and have ample time to shoot their enemy before they can even react. It's a form of cheating as they are deliberately abusing ping by choosing to join servers in London for example.

Fuck these cheating turkish peekers.

by Fit it you fucking idiots May 13, 2022