The Mud-ass Touch 

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

The Mud-ass Touch by BLynch March 14, 2008

iPod Touch 

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

iPod Touch by Chorg October 18, 2009

getting a touch

To get acknowledgement or inclusion from any one person or group by means of sexual relations, facebook, events, or any form of communication.

I love getting a touch from my girl

getting a touch by bfitz311 August 22, 2010

Don't touch my balls 

Back off and mind your own business.

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.

Don't touch my balls by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006

angel's touch 

When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.

I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.

angel's touch by YoungJanitor November 27, 2015

Turtle Touch 

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

Turtle Touch by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

Adrians Touch

Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.

Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.

Adrians Touch by Smart Pierre October 3, 2014