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Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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Adrians Touch

Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.
Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.
by Smart Pierre October 3, 2014
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Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
by Rain Frog May 18, 2009
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Breno Touch

The name given to the touch of someone that gives you the chills. The touch will generally be in places like up the thigh, lower back, neck and it will give you shivers down your spine and make you feel very uncomfortable.
"That guy is so creepy, he totally just gave me the breno touch"
by MattAsh March 16, 2009
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don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.
by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
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Reach Out And Touch Faith

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"

"She's your personal Jesus"
by Hanover Fiste April 11, 2013
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Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.
Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"
by Gun Guy March 12, 2011
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