jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006

Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

by Schlichting October 1, 2005

ass jam

When you press your bare ass against glass and it spreads, revealing the browneye. Spreading ass like you spread jam.

I bent over in the shower and ass jammed the glass. My girlfriend saw it and freaked out.

by Rambonanza February 19, 2009

boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.

My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

by Uncle H Bomb August 2, 2006

pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.

Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.

by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003

LIVE JAMS

a scenario that will consist of a large degree of epic and/or awesome. Can be a party, a romantic night out or just a walk to the convenience store. Founded by Adam Borsella and slowly adopted by a bunch of IB kids.

person one: so I'm going to this party tonight.
person two: yeee me too, LIVE JAMS.

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I'm gonna be a lifeguard this summer, LIVE JAMS.

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My dorm this weekend, LIVE JAMS.

by ahhluxx June 16, 2009

Mothafuckin' JAM!

Interjection. An allusion to the YouTube video the ShaqSquatch in which an episode of Ghostbusters is voiced over with hilarious lines making no logical sense. Used by one when a very unfortunate occurence is avoided by chance alone.

1. Dude, I didn't git syphillis!
2. Oh fo real?
1. Hell yeah, Mothafuckin' JAM!

by The HughesCat December 14, 2008