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televidiot

Any person who watches too much mindless television i.e. MTV, VH1, and any and all reality shows and thus knows nothing about current events because him or her hasn't read a news publication most likely ever or in years.
Why would I want to talk politics with him? He's just another MTV televidiot who probably doesn't even know the names of his state's two Senators.
by Bradley David Miller August 25, 2008
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telephonical

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.
I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.
by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008
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televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.
I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.
by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009
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telegrabbing

The action, mainly adressed by horny teenagers or poorly evolved creatures, of someone getting close enough to the tv or computer screen which, by the time, is showing a picture of a hot male/female, with the pathetic intent of simulating to grab that person's hot body parts, like boobs in females or packages on dudes.
Dude! Sit the hell down and stop telegrabbing the Hoff's awesome hairy chest!
by texaro April 19, 2009
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television enhancement

Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.
"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."
by eloiserat July 24, 2009
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telekinternetisis

The ability to access the internets from your mind.
My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.
by Sydneytola August 23, 2009
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Telecrush

One who has a crush on an attractive actress/actor one
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.
I think I'm having a telecrush on Lindsay Lohan.

Cindy has a telecrush on Zac Efron!
by 2416l December 31, 2009
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