Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.

Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!

by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.

Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.

by Beeves November 14, 2022

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon

I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.

by Chief gape November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023