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Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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Media

A person who is too public, constantly sharing their business or others' business online. Someone who can't keep things private and always puts everything on social media.
"I can't tell her nothing, she too media."
by Mysteriousasf February 11, 2025
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social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
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Jp Media

An insanely handsome man whos a very talented photographer and gets all the bitches
by Manwhospeaksonlytruths27 February 24, 2025
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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
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Donut Media

What once used to be the best car content YT channel. Had some of the best series that attracted viewers (automotive enthusiasts) from across the globe.

Later got bought by another media company and slowly went from true car related contents to not so great contents for views & now making weak chin energy contents, which is not what their subscribers signed up for.
The contents on donut media went from "Up to speed" and "Science Garage" to "we bought the cheapest truck from china" and "installing $5000 intake on our $500 civic".
by Melvinfused July 3, 2024
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media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp

there is no way. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU ARE SO BORED THAT YOU COPIED THE URL OF ONE OF THE GIFS ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024
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