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Sweaty grandfather

When someone is sleeping with their mouth open then you start doing immense cardio to get sweaty then you return to the person with their mouth open then swing your sweaty nuts in their mouth like a grandfather clock
Yo Isaiah want to give Matthew a sweaty grandfather
by Oxinuu December 3, 2024
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Sweaty Mouse

That boy is the sweaty mouse.
by Big Ocho February 11, 2025
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Sweepy ward

A very sad man with no authority sweeping a mess that he didn’t have the balls to tell his inferiors off for creating ( daft cunt)
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.
"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"
by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025
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Sweaty Bongino

When you have no choice but to take a dump in a blazing hot, unshaded porta potty at a music festival or other event.
Damn, there's no choice; I'm gonna have to take a Sweaty Bongino.
by SomeDude32165814784 January 23, 2026
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Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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