Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus March 16, 2011

Dictionary surfing

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

by mirmirladybug November 21, 2012

tip surfing

Constantly defending someone without benefits

Why do you keep defending him when you’re not involved? Stop allat tip surfing

by JetVision June 03, 2024

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 03, 2023

folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 04, 2014

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020