universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus April 1, 2011

Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words

i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016