garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 23, 2024

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

by MankeyMeat42069 February 27, 2021

Night Surf

Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.

When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.

by Tha trilla thrilla May 20, 2019

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

geo-surfing

traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.

Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.

by Shaniqua Walters April 01, 2008