Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

fad-surfing

the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends

Our generation is very fad-surfing

by TyNa322 May 15, 2017

cuddle surfing

Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.

Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'

by Zhiyong Gao January 14, 2020

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020

surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.

“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”

by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025