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Stoner Spread 

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
Stoner Spread by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

stoner fish 

A starfish that is stoned
I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

Stoner Tax 

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
Stoner Tax by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

stoner doom 

the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway
What genre is Electric Wizard?

Idk man, probably stoner doom
stoner doom by vejtics August 25, 2022

Stoner Kiss 

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing
A guy stoner kissed me at a party
Stoner Kiss by LtHorn February 4, 2023

stoner mob 

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing
The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.
stoner mob by DonTripper November 13, 2023