Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

steven!

In any Halo game past Halo 2, a steven is better known as a no-scope headshot. This is the word that you would call out upon achieving this type of kill, the word is derived from the overzealous behavior demonstrated by Steven (a man who lived in a small town in Missouri), an average Halo 2 player at best.

man 1: STEVEN!

man 2: What?

man 1: i just noscoped this mofo in the face

by Jacovich August 24, 2011

Stevens

A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.

"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"

by The Real White Man March 6, 2013

Steven

The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.

Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"

by DoYourResearchB4GettingTatted August 4, 2016

Stevenson

This act requires a jar of peanut butter and a willing farm animal. The peanut butter is placed on your naughty bits and then you trick the farm animal into licking it off.

I can't believe you just had stevenson with that cow. At least you are supporting the peanut farmers of America though...

by luvinulongtime1 June 12, 2012

Steven's Untitled Rock Show

A show on FUSE, hosted by one of their VJs, Steven. They play rock music; but most of the shit they play is emo crap. Sometimes play punk rock; and at the end of the show they usually play an old song.

They play the same shit everyday...

by Someone_387 May 31, 2005

Stevenson

(Noun)

A Banterful Clan Of Scots

That Band Is So Stevenson

by Cara Stevenson January 18, 2008