statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

by bob October 15, 2003

status ho

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

by Jules A February 10, 2009

status plagiarism

Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.

"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo

hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"

by franc black December 14, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010

Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.

If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.

by krueges7 July 6, 2008

Facebook Status ADD

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.

"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"

by rush2010 April 11, 2010