Fire Starters

Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.

Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.

"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009

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spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

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Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.

Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly

by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

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Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

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Armstrong starter

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.

Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.

by QuacksO November 1, 2011

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