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Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.
by Raven Whore June 24, 2014
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Night stalker

When you wake up in the middle of the night furiously tonguing the asshole of your partner.
Man, I woke up the other night doing a mad night stalker on Billy.... he didn’t mind it though.
by BillyReuben000 March 18, 2021
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Facebook stalker (FBS)

someone who stalks your facebook page
by sdndmeodfn231242134 June 18, 2009
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stale

A bitch-ass move. A mean thing to do to someone. Something really bad. Something that sucks.
"That was really stale of that bitch to fuck you over like that."
by Skizzle January 3, 2005
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facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
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Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.
a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*
by Martinstra October 9, 2012
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Stale Meme Syndrome

People who are affected by Stale Meme Syndrome send old (stale) memes and think they are funny.
Friend 1: *sends troll face meme* "Haha! Look how funny this is!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry Friend 1 but I think you have Stale Meme Syndrome."
by Sexy_Beast_Fuggler May 30, 2016
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