dj squirrel

Function: Interjection
Plural form: N/A
Origin: Derived from DJ SQUIRREL REMIX, an 8 year old boy who enjoys dancing like Lil Bow Wow.

1: An interjection used to acknowledge a witty and/or clever comment; usually accompanied by a squirrel-like movement of brushing dirt off each shoulder
2: Similar to "Oh snap!"

A: God, that chick gets fatter and uglier every time I see her.
B: I totally want to donkeypunch that bitch!
A: Ohohohoo dj squirrel!!

dj squirrel by D.Anger March 9, 2004

alberta flying squirrel 

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

alberta flying squirrel by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

SHAVEN SQUIRREL by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

screaming squirrel 

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

screaming squirrel by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

creepy squirrel

The creepiest squirrel u have ever seen

Boi thats a creepy squirrel

creepy squirrel by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Cackin the squirrel 

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

Cackin the squirrel by frank josiah April 9, 2010

Drown a Dirt Squirrel 

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

Drown a Dirt Squirrel by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013