squat molly

Woman's vagina

You need to wash your squat molly cuz it stank!

by Brie72 January 21, 2025

Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016

squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.

I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.

by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.

Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.

by zomgx3 September 3, 2016

squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!

*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!

by naspolya July 13, 2017