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Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.
Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!
by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020
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Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.
Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.
by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020
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Sorority Squat

Sorority Squat
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢
by DarkHorseXfile376891 June 17, 2022
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Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.
Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.
by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022
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Fort squat

Fort squat
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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