EA Sports

It’s in the game

EA sports
It’s in the game

by A retarded person November 3, 2020

Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.

The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser

tyler nobbs is a jolly good sport

by riodej October 10, 2019

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

Sport

Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019