Spongebob

An annoying yellow sponge who's laugh makes you want to kill yourself.

"Dude I just watched spongebob"
"I can't take spongebobs laugh"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 19, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

He live sin a place called BIKINI BOTTOM damn if I can only live in my girlfriends BIKINI BOTTOM. oh yea the show is real funny

"who the fuck made up the name bikini bottom"

by DJ piracy May 13, 2005

Sponged

The act of slapping one’s face with a Sponge.

I Sponged you damn good nigga.

by Zac James June 1, 2004

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008