splashy

A boy who shoots a massive load of spunk when he comes.

My god, what a splashy boy, he's completely drenched the pillow!

by xerxxexx September 26, 2011

Splash Bash

A family reunion involving a pool, a barbecue, sports and genuine fun in the sun!

Cool Bro: Dude are you going to Amy's party?
Cousin: No way dude, I get to go to a Splash Bash!
Cool Bro: You're so lucky, I wish my family loved each other enough to throw a splash bash... but they don't.
Cousin: Oooh... awkward.

by mailmansam7 November 25, 2011

Trojan Splash

A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher

Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole

by Pseudanonymous February 16, 2010

splash

to talk to offend a established gully (reference Gully for definition) citizen or legal alien. To belittle and or completely shit on that persons aspirations, views, or opinions. Saying anything that completely befuddles the mind of the victim to the point of “what motherfucka!?!?”

"My pit was takin' a Squalor on this cats shoelaces, he fronted like a car bumper, so I filled his grittle cakes with lead pieces for talking splash"

by Alfred A Bearcock III May 31, 2004

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

splishsplash

When you go into a pool and you can't swim but are able to stay above water while flailing frantically

Dang you see that guy go splishsplash in the water

by Payton splash October 2, 2018

splash vage

When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.

I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.

by urbannozzler March 30, 2009