Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

spittin jazz

To speak or talk nonsense.

That's wack, why you spittin jazz, dawg?

by Raspo February 22, 2004

spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static

Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.

by C-Hud October 21, 2005

Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off

I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013