Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

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southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

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Southern Comfort

A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.

“that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”

by Defiant116 March 4, 2023

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Southern sidewinder

Taking your dick out and whipping it around like a lasso hitting someone's face repeatedly

My boyfriend did the southern sidewinder and I can still feel it on my cheek

by Irish_drunkered May 28, 2016

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southern rite

You dare...

This. The that, but not That, nor certainly...fuck you gimme a dead gun already, how dare you challenge the Way of the Lord! Sou...you commin' on to Me? Semantics...southern rite. I guess...

by Herlingaer November 3, 2022

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