Southern Mafia

A geographically oriented group of 'Good Ole Boy' daddy's and cheer leading, pageant mommy's that refuse to allow a newcomer to participate in their community. Any participation requires area birth right or someone of authority publicly vouching for you to be considered part of the small town 'clan.' Gossip, not facts, rule day to day life and make for a very entertaining existence.

Jessica relocated to a small town when she married her husband. The Southern Mafia did not accept her marriage to a local man or her $5 to join the school PTO until several the town leader's vouched for her. An unspoken baptism to join was held at the Town Mall and all welcomed her. Since then she applied for her library card and was approved to read, write and wear shoes to public functions.

by Jess Stevens October 4, 2011

southern style threesome

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas

I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins

by The real slim shabby July 6, 2014

South High School

Dumb ass white privileged and white dominated school. Every other race gets treated like shit. Filled with crackheads who uses violence to solve problems. There’s also a shit ton of dumb bitches that stand in the middle of the hallway for no fucking reason. In other words, this school sucks dick.

South High School sucks dick.

by Blueberriesarenasty November 8, 2019

south park fans

South Park Fans Are fans of the show South Park, most of them don’t get offended by the show but everything else around them even tho there watching a comedy show

Ah its the South Park fans they get offended by everything but south park

by Imluclol May 14, 2022

a southern

A southern Is when, after initially falling asleep, one wakes and has an hour or three of productive work before returning to bed to finish their sleep.

Remy fell asleep at 9pm, but around 10:30pm he had a Southern—he ran a mile on the treadmill, and went back to bed around midnight after a snack.

by Pretzel of Doom November 27, 2020

south williamsport

"Dunn diddy diddy dunn dunn... Where everybody knows your name....", because not one person in South Williamsport minds their own business at anytime of the day. Probably the noseiest town in America. South Williamsport... Where people live their lives off of everyone else... except for the gangsters across the bridge.

Me:"Im going to tell you a secret about that chick"
Aquaintance:"About what chick?"
Me:"Like 2 minutes ago she found out...."
Aquaintance:"...that she has crabs?"
Aquaintance:"Haha, dude I heard about that like the first 30 seconds that she knew about it, everyone knows!"

by iljmm July 28, 2005

South Park moment

When a memory is triggered by something you saw on a South Park episode, i.e., their parodies of "A Perfect Storm" or "The Day After Tomorrow". This moment occurs when the movie you're watching is serious or melodramatic in nature thereby causing you to giggle while your friends look at you like you've lost your mind.

"Wow, "The Perfect Storm" sure was a real tearjerker"
(giggle, chuckle, snicker)
"Dude, what are you laughing at?"
"Sorry man, but I just had a South Park moment when the smug cloud rolled into town during George Clooney's speech in LA and everything got destroyed"
"Huh, wtf?!!!"

by Ahawk75 August 4, 2009