town scooter

A deity under the village bicycle.

Mira used to be the village bicycle, but Jenny subverted her. Mira's now the town scooter.

by John McCrary December 2, 2007

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

Shoot you in the face

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...

Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!

by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013

Shoot

To fire a gun

The bum was stealin my wheels so I started to shoot at his head

by AWW_NAWW March 6, 2003

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

Scooter

"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.

I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.

by Will February 24, 2004

snoots

Mid-Canadian slang term for cocaine.

"Got any snoots?"
"I just hooped snoots."

by DJ_Shrub February 9, 2006