crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

poddle smack

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!

I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.

by shufluffy December 20, 2008

bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

Harlem Smack

An act in which a friend or someone else slaps/smacks your genitals and your ass at the same time.

Person- "Aw shit. Luke just totally harlem smacked me."

by girlbye8 November 19, 2016

pepper smack

the art of being smacked in the face with a nice juicy cock

“Yo im gonna pepper smack that bitch!”

by maddsisgood December 7, 2017

sex smack

When you are hit with the best sex ever.

I got sex smacked last night!

by Sexslave1 December 17, 2017

bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018