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Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011
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Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011
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Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013
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Slippery Smile

Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."

- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.
"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"
by Teen-stash January 24, 2014
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sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768
It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
by AnealEyo January 16, 2015
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Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014
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Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"
by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015
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