shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

sippin and dippin

1. The art of drinking beer, mainly Bud Light, and chewin Smokeless Tobacco, mainly skoal or Cope, all while havin fun
2. Term most used rednecks to the best of mah knowledge

1. aww man, ive been sittin here fishing all day, doin some sippin and dippin to pass the time

by Ptetra May 13, 2006

Anti-shipping

Anti-shipping is an ideology opposed to conventional methods of delivery. People who believe in anti-shipping are called anti-shippers.

Person 1: "Hey, I found a first pressing of The Beatles! Would you like me to send it to you with FedEx or USPS?" Person 2: "I am anti-shipping! I would walk 500 miles - and I would walk 500 more- just to be the man who picked up the item locally and said f*** you to sleazy postal services!"

by orararararararars March 22, 2022

slippery dancer

One who's been taken avantage of in jail.

Mr. Bird got slippery danced in jail.

by Veegee January 21, 2003

slippery sling-shot

a sexual finishing move where after the male ejaculates into a condom, he quickly removes it, takes aim, and fires it at his partner's face. can be friendly, but is usually beyond rude. see angry pirate .

hey joey, if you really want to end your relationship with suzy, there's always the slippery sling-shot .

by jonny, sick, raina, cain fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006

Slippy Fist

Using too much lubricant during the act of male masturbation or recieving a hand job which causes the hand to go out of control.

I used too much baby oil while I was cranking it the other day and I got the 'ol slippy fist.

by Frankie Rizzo November 29, 2007

slippery goblin

When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.

After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.

You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.

by djxxnip April 25, 2010