slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.

Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.

by jtj143795 September 13, 2017

Wiki slide

The act of searching for a piece of information on wikipedia, and as a result spend the next hour or so reading random information on wikipedia by jumping from page to page

"Oh man I just wanted to look up the state of cambodia, and the wiki slide got me. Two hours of reading about asian politics."

by TheWoofMaster August 17, 2009

mayo slider

When one guy jacks off and cums on the other guy's dick for lubrication during anal sex.

Tony forgot the lube so I gave him a mayo slider instead.

by Beckett101 October 17, 2010

greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

Pimp Slides

N. (Pi-mp Sli-des)

A type of footwear worn at a leisurely time. Generally consist of corduroy exterior with a plaid interior to ensure max comfort. Average consumer age is between Pimp - RIP!!

"Hey hoe!...where'd you put my Pimp Slides"

by Blackhorse... December 30, 2011

underhand slider

The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".

Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA

by Nomad Giz January 26, 2016

adidas slides

These are the freshest shoes around. They're so nice and your feet feel like they're getting little massages. It's also great bc style ANd function. Take that shit into a creek or a shower or a soccer game when you have those damn socks on and look shaRp.

ps- Don't let nobody tell you they crusty. Trust me these are the best on the block I literally owe my life to them.

Jasmine- Yo I need to look fly and wear something so comfortable. Bonus points if it's Adidas because they dominate.

Kayla- Yeah you should totally get adidas slides! Who the hell doesn't like them?

Jasmine- :)

Kayla- :)))

The End

by Thomas The Tank Engine™ November 30, 2016