Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

Shrimpnub 

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner

Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs

Shrimpnub by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

scrimply quest 

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.

"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."

scrimply quest by Spider master February 6, 2023

Shrimpa

The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.

Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa

Shrimpa by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019

shlimpy 

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

shlimpy by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

shrimptuition 

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.

"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."

shrimptuition by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018