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Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?
I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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black screen

When someone posts a black screen it means they want to be penetrated.
“Yo Robins just posted a black screen he must want to be penetrated.”
by M double o d February 2, 2023
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screenshat

Past tense of the verb 'screenshit', meaning to screenshot an image or comment with the intention to shit-stir
"He screenshat the entire conversation and sent it to her!"
by Ichabod the destroyer September 22, 2016
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screenshoted and printed

Something someone under the name "Caprica@AT", said over 9000 times at 4chan
He claimed to be Kimmo Alm from anontalk, and he posted lots of pictures of the bitch from Caprica
Caprica: Screenshoted and printed
Anon: Dude when are you going to run out of paper?
Caprica: My mom's gonna get more in 10 minutes
by linuxfag March 14, 2010
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Screen Time

Use of a computer, iPod, TV, etc. Hated by parents but loved by kids/teenagers.
Mom: Go get some exercise
Kid: no way, I'm too busy with this epic screen time!
by Sinfonia69 October 24, 2014
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Screenshot

- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.
- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"

- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"
by CaterpillarScott April 23, 2013
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screenwriter

-noun, plural 'screenwriters'
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page.
2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college.
3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter.
4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance.
5. Anyone with access to word processing software.
No one on the set tells the director or producer how to direct or produce. But everyone's a Goddamn writer. Everyone tells the screenwriter how to write.

Screenwriters need to realize that scripts are kinda like assholes: everyone's got at least one.
by siddNullus February 6, 2009
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