Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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Short Stack

The worst band ever formed. They can't sing and use 4 chords in all their songs. Unlike Kurt Cobain, the 4 chords that are used don't sound effective. Their fans are mostly teenyboppers who can't spell
Fan:ZoMg!!!!11oneeleven ShOrT sTaCk ArE sO aWeSoMe I <3 tHeM

Me: *Facepalm*
by KiwiBass January 10, 2010
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booty shorts

Of course, this makes sense considering the total whore that bitch truly is.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Stoner shorts

Any king of basketball shorts Worn 3 inches below the waste, Preferably only worn in times of Smoking the following; marijuana/weed/pot/cheeba/ganja....
or playing basketball.
Say Kevin those are some nice nike stoner shorts.
by Vinny censabella November 28, 2007
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Playboy Short

The originator or Pimp Rap and the world reknown word Biiiiiatch! Not to be confused with Gansta Rap. This style of rap music originated in "The Town" Oakland, Ca. Lyrics were more focused on pimpin'Hoes and Havin Thangs rather Than Killin' Niggas.
Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger f**k Bill Clinton
Make me the mother f**king president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigger trade for a new Fleetwood
- Too Short "Ain't Nothin' like pimpin'"
by Tha Realness September 07, 2004
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Short Hills

The fakest town in America, everyone here is the same: boring, rich, stuck-up, snobby, and overall asshole. Filled with more posers than an Avril Lavigne concert. People claim to be "ghetto" but never even laid eyes on a black person. The kids have never heard of a thing called "getting a job" so their parents buy everything for them. The town along with Millburn is mostly filled with assholes, dirtbags and japs. And yea there are more jews than Israel here. 3 maybe 4 black people live there. I've taken shits with more personality than anyone in Short Hills. Being poor is considered driving a car under 20K, living in a 2 story house and not being able to afford the latest 100 dollar pair of jeans at abercrombie. The parents spoil their kids like priests prey on little boys...ALOT. The school system is good, yet everyone is a drug addict(when I went there at least.) People usually go in the woods to smoke weed during lunch. The typical attire with a typical dipshit at Millburn High School was this: Stupid yellow striped polo shirt, sandals with socks(who the fuck does that, why wear sandals with socks, that's the whole point of sandals) and $100 jeans. The kids drive nicer cars than the teachers could ever imagine. I remember this one stoner guy in my class, he got into his car high and drove into a building and died. That was the happiest day of my life. It's just one less shit eater on the road to worry about. It's like MTV bought a lot of New Jersey and built a town.
I used to live in Short Hills/Millburn. Thank god I moved. I once got a $25 ticket for parking out on the street when visiting someone overnight. What the hell? Where the fuck do you want me to park? The driveway was fucking full. Though I didn't pay it and never plan to, I can say one thing. Suck my pasty white, flabby, lard-filled, hairy, dimpled ass. I will never go back to that town.

Synonyms: Millburn, Hot Topic, Bullshit, unoriginal.

Antonyms: anything else.
by David Guissarri August 06, 2006
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short rows

The final, quickening, hurried thrusts just before a male ejaculates during intercourse. Also used to describe any activity that is near completion, when patience and attention to details might be overpowered by the urgency to finish the task. (From farmers who work in fields where some rows are 1/2 mile long or longer, corners or other obstacles are a welcome relief when you spend all day long behind the wheel of a slow traveling tractor driving in a straight line.)
It's been a long drive, getting up before the sun to get an early start, but we're in the short rows now; I can see the flashing red light on top of the water tower!
by JerichoNP August 09, 2017
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