shiftoneone

Used instead of an exclamation mark depending on how many 'one' there is that is the number of exclamation marks given, see below....

Jan is hot shiftoneone = Jan is hot !!

by Prince_VampirO September 27, 2005

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009

shitting a frisbee

an expression that illistrates the difficulty to accomplish a job or task that is nearly impossible.

"getting all my homework done by 8pm is going to be like shitting a frisbee!"

by mdspnb November 22, 2011

ghost shitting

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.

When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!

by Tiffani Lat October 10, 2007

shit ton

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

shilton

Rank ass girl with a NASTY mustache!! Nobody want to get with her or be friends with her so she cruises main everynight in her shitty car! But you can get it waxed for $13.00.

Sometimes my boyfriend tells me, "damn I wish I could grow a shilton!"

by Butchesssssss June 23, 2010

shittin like a seagull

is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...

that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....

by Lee Briggs February 8, 2008