The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

Golden shovel

A person who only wants money

My friend is a golden shovel

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

snow shovel dude

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude

by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Piss Shovel

Piss Shovel (PS) is a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors. (not to be confused with Pferdestärke which is also abbreviated to PS, a metric horsepower used in some regions to denote engine power; 1 Pferdestärke is roughly 0.98 Piss Shovel)

George: "It's going to make lots of Piss Shovel" Referring to his French Le Car MF135 he was making

by Aviation757-300 January 30, 2026

ashlyn shevern

Sprouting from Irish origin, the name, Ashlyn simply means, “dream” or “vision”. Commonly known to have feminine nature, Ashlyn may also refer to a man. They are delicate souls with intricate backgrounds. Loving, brilliant and ever so handsome. To have one is quite a blessing and to find one is like stumbling over priceless treasure.

“They’re so lovely and dreamy, I wonder who they might be”

“Thats Ashlyn shevern, they’re wonderful, certainly one of one”

by swaggy hopeless romantic June 30, 2025