Sack of skin

1. Someone who sits on their lazy ass all day while doing the absolute minimum possible to avoid being fired.

2. A term used to describe a scam artist, idiot, moron asshole or useless person who does nothing but collect unemployment or disability benefits.

"Who is Sandy's secretary?" "Fran" "She's terrible. "Just a sack of skin".

I for one am tired of those scam artists who sit on their asses and collect unemployment and disability benefits while vacationing at Disney World or partying their asses off. The're nothing but worthless sacks of skin!

by NYCESQ January 5, 2011

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

back crack and sack

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.

by Gunga Din November 14, 2004

User Sack

The act of grabbing your own sack/balls after achieving a "user sack" in Madden. You must yell "User Sack" while grabbing your sack simultaneously. An excellent form of gloating

After Bill controlled Brian Orakpo to sack Tony Romo, he grabbed his sack and yelled "User Sack" at the top of his lungs, much to the disgust of his friend Bobby.

by Ginormous D November 11, 2011

half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

by jd May 2, 2004

rhino sack

when your balls shrivel up and the skin looks like a rhino's. normaly due to being cold.

This water is so cold it has given me Rhino sack

by Phil G* June 11, 2006

Burlap Sack Condom

When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.

Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"

by Pollup January 18, 2008