shtick n stuck

When your partner gives you a surprise blowjob with a mouthful of hot sauce and you swiftly make oral anal.

Contrary to logical, spicy causes endorphins to flood the bloodstream.
This endorphins rush makes the shtick n stuck the perfect centerpiece for most any event.
We recommend theaters, rollercoasters, trees, reunions, and first dates.

by Wright_Effnnow July 17, 2023

Shtout

A person who is short in stature.

Oh my gosh, is that Jo? I couldn’t see him for a second, he’s so shtout!

by Auroral:) July 30, 2023

Shtoke

A move performed during sex where the male finishes inside a bong, then the female heats the bottom with a lighter and inhales the cum smoke, causing semen to condensate inside of her lungs and usually making her suffocate and die.

Jimmy: Man my gf shtoked my Rick and Morty bong last night, I woke up and she was dead but it was hot AF so it's chill

by ShroomSalesman July 31, 2023

shtumpa

hitting a blinker from a water bottle naked while playing mo bamba

mom came home to me hitting a shtumpa and asked if she could join

by scooby master August 18, 2023

shtoopid ahh

When used in word to word combat, shtoopid ahh can lead to 3rd degree burns... Might wanna call a wambulance.

"Shtoopid ahh! Your built like a fukin pillow pet!"

by mike-Ox.long July 30, 2024

Shtorpin

The feeling you get when you feel that everyone is shorter than they actually are.

I don't know what it is, I guess i just feel Shtorpin.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

SHTF

When your problems hit suddenly, pile up on top of you in an overwhelming manner with increasing severity, and you feel things might get increasingly worse if you don't deal with it ASAP.

Especially when either natural or man-made disasters either looms on the horizon, or happens in the next second.

Whether if you are living anywhere in the world, you know good and well that when disaster occurs, whether it is suddenly or looming over the horizon, just get ready in case SHTF... because it WILL.

by Wa11ar00 October 21, 2023