Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
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While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023
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Don was so wrecked in his interview he had party starch in his nose while he was talking to a reporter.
by LikeableJerk December 21, 2025
Get the Party Starch mug.A health challenge and motivational movement created by Judd Joffre, inspired by the infamous "Ides of March" from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Beginning on March 15th — the same date a group of toga-wearing backstabbers took down the most powerful man in Rome — participants honor the occasion by brutally murdering their own bad eating habits. The weapon of choice? Willpower. The victim? Bread.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
"I've been meaning to eat better since January, but The Ides of Starch is what finally got me to actually do it. Beware the dinner rolls."
by juddsmemphis March 9, 2026
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