Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

Heart is screaming

You either have anxiety or have a crush on someone

Hey, you are kinda cute! Sorry if I'm awkward my heart is screaming right now.

It's all good, I like you!

by RoseOfDeath May 5, 2022

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

screeking

When the internet is jammed up and the browser takes forever to show a page.

I cant get my email page to pop up! The browser is just screeking!

by The gracious one June 25, 2009

Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 19, 2009