seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

Seal

Seal is an alias of the legend, Matt Bryant.

Seal is the nickname for Matt Bryant, such as his other nickanmes: Babyface, The Hustler, The Playboy, etc.
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"

by Senor Grande Penja October 18, 2008

SALS

Suck At Life Syndrome. Typified by an apparent lack of judgement and tendency to do something stupid. Patient zero known to live in Minnetonka, MN.

That guys SALS is really acting up today, he can't figure out how to work the remote.

by MSPM May 25, 2010

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

seal flippers

Big, flappy, oh my god, SEE Meat Curtains. The pussy lips that hang all over the place.

Her big ass seal flippers kept knockin' my pork sword off the mark.

by Rhondelle May 14, 2003

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

sealfart

Queef, vaginal fart. Wind gently sifting through the vaginal curtains.

Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.

by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007