Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

by the retirement home December 13, 2009

scotchman

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

by zach jonson May 5, 2011

ScottHemphill

The best husband in the whole world and current incumbent for Best Father of the Year International.

I love ScottHemphill.

by Whitney Hemphill November 2, 2007

scoochy

To get a sponge soapy.

I need to get my sponge nice and scoochy before I wash the dishes.

by nightwyvern April 18, 2017

Scooch

another name for a girl, referring to her snatch...

Rasmussen said he was going to bring over some scooch tonight!

by Cody Guffey May 27, 2008

scooch foot

is similar to but pronounced ebonically in the Midwest and the South during the 60's and 70's to describe,fast,trashy up to no good type women.The pronunciation sounds like Skuch foot.

Leave that scooch foot alone. She is not worth it.

by Keith and Shelia June 30, 2007

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.

"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"

by Boontoggle February 7, 2014