Retard

Nine year olds who play Fortbite, Minecraft, Roblox, and Gacha Studio that are overly toxic in real life.

9YearOld: I play roblox
Me: You're a retard.

by TealEye Edits August 21, 2018

Robbie Retard

When someone is acting like an idiot. Typically shortened to Robbie

Doug: Hey man I'm trying to pick up this chick but your being a Robbie Retard

Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie

by Ape-Nation May 6, 2017

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019

Retard Face

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group

retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy

by Josho29292 February 16, 2008

Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

by MikenRiss July 8, 2010

Retard rape baby

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020