Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024

roosterpetting

a dogwhistle for masturbating, particularly by stroking your cock; petting your rooster.

i wanna start roosterpetting to some curvy latina girls...

by GazubaX December 14, 2025

for the roosters

something that is awesome

I love that shit! It's for the roosters.

by Roosteroono November 25, 2021

Rowster

A rowster is a man who has had an operation to remove several ribs for the sole purpose of sucking his own nob.

Metaphorically speaking, a rowster can be anyone who drools over themslves or is constantly sucking themselves off in one way or another.

(1)Hey girlies you wanna check out this rowster porn film, the guy in it can go down on himself!

(2)

dude 1- "I can't stick that egotistical prick, man he's a proper sucker for himself"
dude2- "yeah, the guy's a proper rowster !"

by don138 June 12, 2009

rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.

rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.

by a.r 77 September 16, 2010

roster rat

a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser

she knows all the players names and numbers, she's a roster rat

by ccenergy November 7, 2013

Rostered

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.

"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"

by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014